Highway To Hell by hipgnosis

Summary: This is from the same dusty, fucked-up corner of my brain that spawned Rock Salt And Sunrise. But the muse refused on this one...in fact, she suggested I seek professional help. So-challenge fic.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: Please read carefully
>Must pair Sam and Dean. No 'not really brothers' AU.
>I encourage you to respond with an open fic (one that other authors can add to). Think of it as Hell's Sandbox.
>The chapter titles featured below are mostly for my own amusement. You are welcome to use them, but you do not have to.
>Must refer to the phrase, The road to hell is paved with good intentions, in some way, at some point in the fic.
>The journey to hell can be metaphorical or literal, humour or angst. In the event of a Hell's Sandbox response, first writer in the sand with his or her toys picks the theme. Please stay with it, or open a sandbox of your own.
>I have a John-Finds-Out fetish. Write me a JFO scene 500 words or more (please more!) and I will send you chocolate. Seriously.
>And finally, the big stumbling block-you must kill the Impala (but feel free to resurrect her). If you can't bear to do it in your fic, just set it post Devil's Trap. I'll forgive you.
Chapter Titles
Satan's Road Crew-Paving The Way To Destruction
Put Those Good Intentions Down Before You Hurt Yourself
Management Will Not Be Responsible For Lost Or Stolen Innocence
Get Your Kicks On Route 666
I Brake For Imps
Obey The Speed Limit: Eternity Will Not End Before You Get There
Road Trip Of An Afterlifetime
Eternal Torment-Ironic Punishments Division-Next Exit
Welcome To Hades! Customs Checkpoint Ahead: Declare All Holy Items
"This Rush Hour Traffic Report Brought To You By HELL Radio 66.6, Live From The Afterlife!"
The End Is Near-Please Turn Left
Express Lane-Lawyers And Politicians Only
River Styx Suspension Bridge: Watch For Hellfire, Dimensional Vortecies, Lost Souls Flying Low Overhead, And Sulphur On Bridge Deck In Inclement Weather
Categories: Slash
Characters: Dean, Sam